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Hello there. I am a Senegal Parrot. You may find it a bit strange that a bird is typing this, but strange things happen. Ok, I am not physically typing this, since I can't spell. But I get my pet human (for a human, she's quite well-trained) to help me with this whole typing thing. Okey-dokey, now that that's all cleared up, I'll (well, Haley, my human will) write a bit about us.
Our flock consists of 3 budgies, 1 conure and, of course, me. We live together happily (well, not so happily) in Ontario, Canada. We have a blog which we like to update. We decided to make a blog a long time ago when we had nothing to do. Anyways, we decided to set-up a main page for our blog...and voila, you are here right now. That's our story, short and sweet.
Please look around our pages. You won't regret it (well, you might. There's no real guarentee. Sometimes, when people see something with a guarentee they like to complain just to annoy the...oh, whatever. Just read the site.
We are taking over the world...or at least the internet (our presence on the web is overwhelming). We are now on Facebook. Search for "Cheekie Kon-Tiki".
~ Cheekie
I am the awesomest bird in the world! Don't listen to what the others say!
~ Figaro
Ummm...guys? A little help here?
~ Aloha
Vote for us mon!!
Umm, Aloha? Have you gotten stuck in the paper towel roll AGAIN?
"An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure."
(This is especially helpful during breeding season.)
~ Cheekie Kon-Tiki
"I will make a good ruler of the universe. Give it some thought. Vote for me in the next Universe Leader Elect-...Hmm. Haley has just told me there's no such thing as a Universe Leader. So there's no Election. Well, that's what all of you think. You just wait. You just -"
~ Petrie
"Hello ladies. Anybody interested in a sexy white & sky blue male? I'm attractive, intelligent, funny (Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!! Ahahaha!) and I'm very manly and...did I mention SEXY??"
~ Suki
"HELP!!!! I can't see anything! It's all dark! Help! Help! PETRIE! I can hear you laughing out there! Take me out of this weird place! Help! Hellllppppp! Somebody plea-"
~ Aloha
"I am the best, most awesome, prettiest, smartest, cutest, loveable-est, purplest budgie in the universe. Don't you forget it."
~ Figaro
Did you know that every four seconds a can of spam is opened?
~ Cheekie Kon-Tiki
(Yeah, and probably every six seconds someone throws up from eating spam!)
I can belive it, what with all the SPAM we find in our e-mails nowadays!
~ Petrie
Click the link below to e-mail us....but please, NO SPAM, mon!
